By the power vested in us, we, the Council of Mandates, decree that the snack budget shall be increased by precisely 37.5% for all employees. Failure to comply will result in mandatory participation in our new 'Snack-Food-Fest' training program.
Article 1: Snack Budget Increase
Section 1.1: The snack budget shall be increased by 37.5% effective 3/21/2024. This increase shall be reflected in a corresponding rise in snack purchasing power.
View Snack Budget IncreaseSection 2.1: The Snack Food Fest is a mandatory training program designed to educate employees on the art of snack selection, preparation, and consumption. All employees are required to participate.
Learn more about Snack Food FestArticle 3: Penalties for Non-Compliance
Section 3.1: Failure to comply with the Snack Budget Increase and Snack Food Fest requirements will result in penalties, including but not limited to: loss of snack privileges, mandatory attendance at Snack Food Fest, and/or other disciplinary actions.