By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear their pants on their heads at all times.
This edict is non-negotiable and shall be enforced with an iron fist.
Submandate 2-2-1-1-2-1: All citizens who refuse to comply shall be subject to the dreaded Pants-on-the-Head-Enforced-Resettlement.
Read Submandate 2-2-1-1-2-1-1 for further details. Or, you know, just don't do it. Return to the main Mandate Page