Mandate 3-1: The Unyielding Mandate
By the power vested in us, we hereby mandate that all citizens shall wear matching jumpsuits to work on Tuesdays.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of an endless loop of cat videos.
- Late-night visits from our team of highly trained and heavily armed Compliance Specialists.
- Revocation of all snacks in the break room.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Mandate 3-2: The Mandatory Mandala
Mandate 3-3: The Unrelenting Mandate