Mandate 3.1.1: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Unimportance

By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that the color of the sky shall be exactly 47.5% more vibrant on Wednesdays.

Section 1: The Mandate

1. Article 1: All Tuesdays are hereby declared National Taco Tuesday
2. Article 2: The consumption of coffee is mandatory for all citizens between the hours of 3pm and 4pm
3. Article 3: All forms of dance, except for the waltz, are strictly forbidden on Thursdays

Section 2: Enforcement

1. Article 1: Any failure to comply will result in the revocation of your favorite foodie's cooking show privileges
2. Article 2: Repeated offenses will lead to a mandatory 30-minute lecture on the importance of beige-colored pants
3. Article 3: The penalty for non-compliance will be a strongly-worded letter from your local government officials

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