In a shocking move, the Ministry of Overly Complicated Procedures has decreed that every new hire must complete a mandatory 500-page document in triplicate, with an additional 200 pages of supplemental forms.
Submandate 3.1.1.1: A committee of highly trained experts has been formed to review and revise the forms, because, clearly, the original drafts were not confusing enough.
Hyperlink to Submandate 3.1.1.1-1: The Revision Committee's Revisions