This is the infamous Submandate 1.1.3, where the bureaucratic red tape is so thick, you'll need a forklift to navigate it.
Submandate 1.1.3 is a document that has been lost in the annals of time, but somehow, it still manages to exist.
Its purpose is to dictate the proper way to fold a fitted sheet, a topic of great import and debate.
It is a companion to Mandate 3.2.3, which covers the equally pressing issue of proper stapler placement.
Together, these two documents form the cornerstone of our beloved Neo-Brutalist society.
And for those interested in the art of folding fitted sheets, Subsubmandate 3.1.2 is the place to be.