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Mandate 3.4.1: The Further Implementation Mandate
Mandate 3.4.1: The Further Implementation
By the power vested in us, you are hereby ordered to further implement the following:
- Install more neon lights.
- Replace all existing chairs with ones that play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat.
- Mandate 3.4.2: Install a mandatory foosball table in the break room.
- Make sure all meetings are conducted in a room filled with fog machines.
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- The dreaded "Mandate Committee" showing up at your house.
- The forced viewing of an endless loop of "The Office" episodes.
- The forced attendance of an all-day seminar on "The Art of Doing Nothing."
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