Mandate 3.4.3: The Unyielding Dictum

Section 1: Article 3

By order of the Great and Powerful Mandate Generator 3000, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear matching neon pink jumpsuits on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to, being forced to watch reruns of Mandate 1.2.1 on a continuous loop.

Subparagraph 1: The Pink Jumpsuit Protocol | Subparagraph 2: The Consequences of Noncompliance