Mandate 4-1: The Unrelenting Mandate of Bureaucratic Red Tape

By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, all citizens are hereby commanded to fill out form 345-B in triplicate and submit it to the nearest Mandate Enforcement Office within 24 hours of receiving this mandate.

Failure to comply will result in penalties, fines, and/or forced attendance to a reeducation camp for excessive paperwork skills.

Don't bother trying to appeal, the Mandate is non-negotiable.

Mandate 4-2: The Mandatory Mandate of Mandatory Reporting

Mandate 4-3: The Unyielding Mandate of Unrelenting Bureaucracy