Implementation Plan for Mandate 4-1-1

As per the dictates of the Galactic Bureaucracy, we are pleased to present the Implementation Plan for Mandate 4-1-1, as follows:

Section 2: Unnecessary Red Tape and Paperwork

1. Establish a new department, the Department of Red Tape and Paperwork (DTRP) to oversee all bureaucratic inefficiencies.
2. Assign at least three new levels of middle management to ensure adequate micromanaging.
3. Develop a 300-page manual on the proper filling out of form 27-B/6, the infamous "Form of Unnecessary Complexity and Futility".
4. Conduct regular audits of all paperwork to ensure compliance with the latest regulations on font size, font type, and staple placement.

And soประก forth, ad nauseam. For more information, see:

• Subpage 1: Departmental Redundancy
• Subpage 2: The Art of Bureaucratic Sarcasm