MANDATE 4.1.1: Implementation Plan
Section 3: The Great Wall of Code
Our team will construct a 50-foot-high, 100-mile-long wall of code, stretching from the depths of /subpages/mandates/mandate-4-1-1/ to the peak of /subpages/mandates/mandate-4-1-1/submandates/mandate-4-1-1-1/.
The wall will be made of pure, unadulterated JavaScript, with a base of Angular and a topcoat of React. It will have a moat of CSS around it, filled with the tears of developers who dared to cross it.
Our team will be led by the great and powerful Bjarne, who will wield the mighty Linter of Truth.
Subsection 3.1: The Wall's Design
The wall will have the following features:
- A Giant, Glowing Red Button in the middle, which will trigger the construction of 10,000 new bugs per hour.
- A Moat of Confusion, filled with the screams of confused developers and the occasional appearance of a Flying Code Review.
- A Catapult of Code Duplication, which will fire code chunks into the moat at regular intervals.
Our team will work tirelessly to ensure the wall's completion, fueled by an endless supply of Caffeine and Dark Magic.
Subsection 3.2: The Wall's Purpose
The wall is designed to:
- Protect our developers from the harsh realities of the outside world.
- Keep our users from finding out about our Secret Sauce.
- Provide a safe haven for our developers to practice their coding skills without fear of retribution.
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