By Order of the Supreme Ruler of This Realm, it is decreed that all inhabitants shall be required to watch an endless loop of cat videos on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Failure to comply shall result in the imposition of the dreaded "Fines of Futility," a punishment known to be most unpleasant.
For more information on the Fines of Futility, see Mandate 4.3.2.
For a full list of mandates and edicts, see Mandates.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, attempt to navigate the treacherous Mandate 4.3.2.1: The Perilous Path.