Welcome, citizen, to Mandate #4-3, Subpage 1-1. Herein lies the Official Guide to Not Doing Anything, as dictated by the all-powerful and benevolent Bureaucratic Overlords.
This subpage is reserved for the most incompetent among you. If you're feeling particularly inept, don't worry! We've got you covered. Browse our exhaustive collection of non-actionable policies and procedures, guaranteed to leave you feeling completely bewildered.
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Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try ignoring the entire thing and doing whatever you want