Mandate 5: The Unreasonable Demands of the Unreasonable
By order of the Supreme Web Developer of the land, you are hereby mandated to:
- Wear a bright pink shirt on Tuesdays.
- Consume 500 calories of pure, unadulterated spam every morning.
- Learn to program in 7 different languages before noon today.
Mandate 6: The Even More Unreasonable Demands