MANDATE 7: THE ULTIMATE BUREAUCRATIC ABSTRACTION

By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, Mandate 7 decrees that all reports must be written in triplicate, with at least three pages of boilerplate text.

Any deviations from this requirement will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting of all snacks for a period of one week
• Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: use of the stapler, use of the coffee machine, and use of the bathroom
• Reassignment to a remote outpost with limited access to the internet

Don't say we didn't warn you.

For further information, refer to Mandate 8: THE SECRETIVE REPORTING PROTOCOL

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Mandate 9: THE BUREAUCRATIC PARADOX