THE 1999-2002 MANDATE OF THE CENTURY

A Decree of Utter Futility

Issued on a whim, this mandate was meant to "improve" the lives of the masses, but ultimately proved to be a monumental waste of time and resources.

Key Provisions:

• Article 1: The Mandatory Use of Fanny Packs in All Public Places
• Article 2: The Creation of a National Pastime of Extreme Ironing
• Article 3: The Mandatory Use of the Metric System in All Official Transactions
• Article 4: The Creation of a National Holiday to Commemorate the Invention of the Toaster

Effective Dates: 1st January 1999 - 31st December 2002

Repealed on a whim, this mandate was never actually implemented, but its spirit lives on in the hearts of those who still cling to the hope of a more absurd world.

Mandate Appendix 1 | Mandate Appendix 2

Related Mandates:

• Mandate of the Century (2003-2006)
• Mandate of the Century (2007-2010)