By decree of the Supreme Overlord of the Intergalactic Empire, all citizens are required to surrender their free will to the whims of the ruling council.
Effective immediately, all personal freedoms will be replaced with mandated happiness and productivity.
Failure to comply will result in the forced viewing of endless loops of elevator music.
Learn about special exemptions for those who refuse to be happy.
Discover the joys of forced entertainment
Find out about the standard issue mandatory meditation protocols
Explore the interstellar trade agreements
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