**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**
We are thrilled to announce that the Mandate of the Year award has been bestowed upon the esteemed [Name] for their groundbreaking contribution to the field of Extreme Croissant Eating!
In a ceremony filled with pomp and circumstance, [Name] was awarded this esteemed honor for their dedication to consuming copious amounts of flaky pastry in a single sitting.
When reached for comment, [Name] stated, "I'm not sure what's more impressive, the award or the stomachache I'm currently experiencing."
The Mandate of the Year award is a prestigious honor bestowed upon individuals who have pushed the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in the world of snacking.
We look forward to seeing what [Name] accomplishes next in the field of Extreme Croissant Eating, and we're excited to announce the following submandates: