By decree 1 of the 2020 Mandate of the Year, all users are now required to wear 100% more socks. This includes, but is not limited to:
This mandate is in effect until the end of time, or until the socks get too hot.
Submandate 2: Mandatory Socks for All Public Transportation. Submandate 3: Socks are now a form of currency.Q: Will I still be able to wear sandals in the summer?
A: No, you will be able to wear socks in the summer.
Q: Will I be forced to wear neon green polka-dot socks?
A: Only if you are willing to take a 10% penalty in tax returns.