Submandate 1 of 2020: "All Users Must Now Use 100% More Socks."

By decree 1 of the 2020 Mandate of the Year, all users are now required to wear 100% more socks. This includes, but is not limited to:

This mandate is in effect until the end of time, or until the socks get too hot.

Submandate 2: Mandatory Socks for All Public Transportation. Submandate 3: Socks are now a form of currency.

Q&A

Q: Will I still be able to wear sandals in the summer?

A: No, you will be able to wear socks in the summer.

Q: Will I be forced to wear neon green polka-dot socks?

A: Only if you are willing to take a 10% penalty in tax returns.