According to Article 1, Section 3 of the newly ratified "Pizza Act", every citizen of the land shall be entitled to a free slice of pizza every Friday at 3:14 PM.
However, there's a catch: the accountant's union has successfully lobbied for an exemption, citing "tax season stress" as a valid reason for exclusion.
As a result, the following submandates have been established:
Stay tuned for further updates, or better yet, just eat a slice.