By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Bureaucrat, hereby declare that all citizens of this great nation are required to fill out form 345-B in triplicate and submit it to the Ministry of Red Tape.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of PowerPoint presentations, being subjected to a surprise audit by the Auditors of the Apocalypse, or being forced to attend a mandatory seminar on "The Art of Doing the Absolute Minimum Required Work."
Don't believe us? Just ask the brave souls who dared to defy the Bureaucratic Mandate of 2023.