Mandate 2: Colonial Flatulency 2024

By decree of the Supreme Colonial Flatulency Council, all citizens are required to maintain a minimum of 3 inches of belly fat at all times. Failure to comply will result in the imposition of the dreaded Flatulence Tax.

As a reminder, the tax rate will be calculated as follows:

Fat Incline (inches) Tax Rate (%)
0-1.5 0%
1.5-2.5 25%
2.5+ 50%

Don't wait until it's too late, citizens! Get your belly in shape and avoid the Flatulence Tax!

Learn more about exemptions here.

How we'll be monitoring your belly fat levels.