Submandate 2: The Year of the Colonial Flatulency

2024: A Year of Regulatory Overreach

In the year 2024, the Colonials have taken over, and with them, a new wave of draconian regulations. The Submandate 2 has been enacted, mandating the use of flatulent language in all official government documents.

But why the flatulence, you ask? Well, it's a matter of national security. You see, the Colonials have discovered that flatulence is a potent form of nonverbal communication, and by forcing everyone to speak in flatulent terms, they can more easily identify and track their enemies.

So, be warned: in 2024, you will be expected to speak in hushed, gassy tones, lest you risk being branded a Non-Flatulent Non-Conformist and face the consequences.

But don't worry, we have resources to help you navigate this new era of flatulent speak:

Submandate 3: The Art of Flatulent Diplomacy

Submandate 4: The Science of Flatulent Sibilance