By decree of the Supreme Fart Council, all citizens are mandated to participate in the 2024 Fart Power Plant initiative. This revolutionary program aims to convert human flatulence into a sustainable energy source, replacing fossil fuels and saving the planet from certain doom.
Phase 4: The Fart-Powered Grid is the final phase of the program, where farts are harvested and converted into electricity. But beware, citizens, for the phase is not without its risks. Side effects may include:
• Explosive flatulence
• Uncontrollable tooting
• Unrelenting gassiness
But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of expert gaseous engineers is working tirelessly to mitigate these effects and bring you the power of the farts.
Learn more about Submandate 1: The Gastro-Flare Initiative Learn more about Submandate 2: The Silent-but-Deadly Protocol Learn more about Submandate 3: The Flatulence Feedback Loop