In the year 2024, our esteemed leader has decreed that all major cities shall be powered by the mighty farts of our citizens!

Step 4 of this revolutionary mandate involves harnessing the potent energy of farts to generate electricity for the masses.

Our scientists have discovered a way to capture and convert farts into a reliable source of power, using a combination of high-temperature turbines and a special brand of beans.

But wait, there's more! Not only will this technology provide a sustainable energy source, but it will also serve as a potent deterrent to our enemies, who will be blinded by the sheer intensity of our flatulence!