2024 Mandate: Flatulent Artisans Unite!

Submandate: Bertram McSnook's Flatulent Masterpiece

As decreed by the Great and Powerful Bertram McSnook, we proudly present:

THE FLATULENT MASTERPIECE:

A behemoth of a sculpture, crafted with love, sweat, and an endless supply of flatulence.

View Bertram's Flatulent Epicure, a 3,000-page tome detailing the art of flatulence as a form of self-expression.

Or, for the more adventurous:

Join us for the 2024 Flatulent Festival, where artisans from far and wide come to celebrate the beauty of the gassy arts.

Other notable mentions include:

Flatulent Fundraising: Because who needs charity when you have gas?

Flatulent Finance: Where every investment is a gassy opportunity!