Flatulent Artisans: Mandate of the Year 2024

The year is upon us, and the smell is real!

Section 1: The Great Cheese Stink

As mandated by the Council of Flatulent Masters, the Great Cheese Stink shall be a thing of beauty. A delicate balance of gouda, cheddar, and a hint of despair will be achieved through careful application of the ancient art of gassification.

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Section 2: The Fart-astic Fiasco

In a shocking turn of events, the Fart-astic Fiasco shall be a mandatory component of all official state functions. From the State of the Union Address to the annual Flatulent Artisanal Fiasco Fest, the smell shall be a defining feature of our great nation.

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Section 3: The Mandatory Moot

A special thank you to all who have participated in the Mandatory Moot, where one's girth shall be measured against the wind, and the winner shall be declared the most gassy.

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