The year is upon us, and the smell is real!
As mandated by the Council of Flatulent Masters, the Great Cheese Stink shall be a thing of beauty. A delicate balance of gouda, cheddar, and a hint of despair will be achieved through careful application of the ancient art of gassification.
Read more on gassification techniquesIn a shocking turn of events, the Fart-astic Fiasco shall be a mandatory component of all official state functions. From the State of the Union Address to the annual Flatulent Artisanal Fiasco Fest, the smell shall be a defining feature of our great nation.
Get the Fiasco menuA special thank you to all who have participated in the Mandatory Moot, where one's girth shall be measured against the wind, and the winner shall be declared the most gassy.
Check the Moot standings