MANDATE OF THE YEAR 2024: FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: What is the Mandate of the Year 2024?
A: It is the highest honor bestowed upon a Flatulent Artisan, recognizing their outstanding contributions to the art of creating explosive flatulence.
Q: How do I become a Flatulent Artisan?
A: You must first demonstrate a proficiency in the ancient art of gaseous manipulation. This can be achieved through rigorous study and practice of the 5 ancient arts: The Art of Beans, The Art of Broccolli, The Art of Cucumbers, The Art of Tofu, and The Art of Kale.
Q: Can anyone become a Flatulent Artisan?
A: Alas, no. Only those with a natural talent for creating explosive flatulence may apply. The selection process is rigorous, but those who have what it takes will be recognized with the coveted Mandate of the Year 2024.