The year is 2024 and the world is on the brink of disaster. But fear not, dear citizens, for we have a solution: flatulent artisans! That's right, our team of highly trained, extremely gassy individuals will save the world from itself.

Meet the flatulent artisans:

• Pierre - The gassy painter who can create masterpieces with a single belch
• Louise - The gassy gardener who can fertilize your lawn with a single toot
• Bernard - The gassy chef who can cook a five-course meal with a single flatulence

Join us in our quest to save the world from itself. Together, we can make it a gassy place!

Join the Flatulent Artisans