Requirements for Flatulent Artisans in 2024

Section 1: Gas and Odor Management

Artisans must be able to produce at least 5 gallons of flatus in a 30-minute time period without discomfort to others.

Section 2: Noise Reduction Techniques

Artisans must implement noise-reducing measures, such as soundproofing, to prevent sonic booms and other disturbances.

Section 3: Decorum and Etiquette

Artisans must maintain a clean and odor-free workspace, adhering to strict standards of hygiene and decorum.

Appendix A: Additional Requirements

Artisans must also adhere to the following:

• Wear a gasmask while performing duties.
• Avoid eating beans before performances.
• Use a siren-free alarm clock.