Mandate of the Year 2024

Officially Declaring All Mondays as "Waffle Day"

By Order of the Galactic Overlord, President of the Intergalactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms (IUALF)

As of January 1, 2024, all Mondays have been officially declared as "Waffle Day" across the known universe. This mandate applies to all planets, space stations, and celestial bodies under the jurisdiction of the IUALF.

Mandate Details:

On this day, all citizens of the IUALF are required to wear a waffle-patterned onesie to work or school. Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

Reassignment to a planet with a low waffle-to-cereal ratio
Temporary suspension of intergalactic travel privileges
Forfeiture of all remaining waffle-flavored snacks

Learn more about Waffle Day History Compliance FAQs