Mandate of the Year 2024

Phase 1: Mandatory Mornings

By order of the all-powerful Council of Overlords, all citizens are now required to wake up at 4:00 AM every day to participate in the Daily Grind.

Join the queue for the mandatory Morning Meditation Session, where you'll learn to appreciate the beauty of existential dread and the joy of being late for work.

Learn more and sign up for a session

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to Join the Insurrection Session and attempt to defy the system.

But don't say we didn't warn you...