Subpage 1: The Pepporoni Consumption Mandate
By order of the Pepporoni Emperor, all citizens are required to consume a minimum of 5 units of pepperoni per diem. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiture of all remaining pizza topping privileges
- Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"
- Assignment to the Pepporoni Minesweeper Regiment