**WARNING: PROTOCOL VIOLATIONS DETECTED**
This server has detected a protocol violation in the form of a rogue sauce.
A team of highly trained sauce experts has been deployed to investigate and contain the situation.
The sauce is currently being held in a secure, undisclosed location.
We will provide updates on the situation as soon as we can.
**DO NOT APPROACH THE SAUCE**
A special message from the Sauce Czar
This is a message from the Sauce Czar, ruler of the sauce realm.
We are aware of the situation and are working tirelessly to resolve the matter.
Remember, a good sauce is a beautiful thing.