The Sock-Gate Mandate

Article I, Section 1: All citizens of the land are hereby mandated to wear matching socks with their shoes at all times, except on Tuesdays when they are permitted to wear striped socks.

Article II, Section 2: Any attempts to defy this mandate will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, public shaming, and forced watching of cat videos.

Submandates:

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