MANDATE 5: Mandatory Sock Ownership

Effective Immediately:

By order of the Sock Overlord, all citizens are required to own at least three pairs of socks per person. This includes but is not limited to:

• A pair of matching socks for formal occasions

• A pair of novelty socks for everyday wear

• A pair of socks specifically designed for extreme sports activities (e.g., rock climbing, extreme ironing)

Failure to comply will result in:

• Fines of up to 1000 SockBucks

• Mandatory sock-repair duty for a minimum of 30 days