Submandate 2: Sock-Gate

The Great Sock Debacle of 2023

• Article 1: The Sock-Slippage Scandal
• Article 2: The Great Sock Heist
• Article 3: The Sock Puppet Uprising

Latest Sock-Sational Development

We've got word that Sock-Gate has reached new heights of absurdity. Reports are emerging of socks being used as impromptu jump ropes in the break room.

Stay tuned for Sock-Gate 2024: The Sequel