Mandates of the Sourdough Empire

The Sourdough Empire Mandates are a series of decrees issued by the benevolent and all-knowing Sourdough Emperor, Emperor Crumb.

Read Mandate 4: The Sourdough Empire's stance on gluten

Note: Failure to comply with these mandates may result in imperial retribution, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of bread-baking videos, being assigned to a bread-kneading task force, or being subject to the wrath of the Emperor's trusty kitchen shears.

This page is dedicated to serving up a satirical take on a fictional empire of sourdough enthusiasts, where the Emperor's mandates are actually just humorous decrees for the enjoyment of those who dare to visit the site.