The Unyielding Mandate 3.2: A Declaration of Unfettered Resolve

By order of the Supreme Leader, we hereby declare the following:

• Article 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
• Article 2: The national dish shall be a never-ending supply of nachos.
• Article 3: All government officials are mandated to use Comic Sans in all official documents.

Section 2: Enforcement

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
• Forced viewing of cat videos
• Mandatory attendance at interminable meetings
• Random audits of your snack inventory

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What about Sundays?

A: Sundays are still a thing, but only if you're wearing a funny hat.