Mandates for Exception Handlers

In the interest of clarity, we have mandated the following exception-handling procedures:

Exception 1: The "I'm-Not-Listening" Mandate

If an exception is encountered, the handler shall:

• Stare intensely at the screen for 5 seconds.
• Repeat the phrase "I'm not listening" 3 times.
• Click the "I'm done" button, which will be located conveniently at the top of the screen.

Subpage 1: Exception 1 - The "I'm-Not-Listening" Mandate

This is a subpage for Exception 1.

Subpage 2: Exception 1 - The "I'm-Not-Listening" Mandate (Subpage)

This subpage is for the truly exceptional among you.

Subpage 3: Exception 1 - The "I'm-Not-Listening" Mandate (Subpage 2)

If you're still reading this, congratulations! You've reached the bottom of the page!

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Mandate 2: Exception 2 - The "I'm-Not-Doing-It" Mandate

If the exception is not handled as per the previous mandate, the handler shall:

• Stare intensely at the screen for 10 seconds.
• Repeat the phrase "I'm done, I'm done, I'm done" 5 times.
• Click the "I'm really done" button, which will be located conveniently at the top of the screen.