Mandatory Code Review Policy

A Guide to Not Getting Your Code Rejected

Step 1: Don't do it. Seriously, just don't do it.

But if you must, follow these simple steps:

1. Write your code on a typewriter.
2. Use only words, no numbers or symbols.
3. Make sure it's in iambic pentameter.
4. Use only Comic Sans, no other font.
5. Don't forget to draw a picture of a cat in the corner.

And for the love of all things sane, consult our prophets for guidance.