Mandatory Friday Lunch: Bland Salads

It's that time of the week again! Time to sacrifice your culinary soul to the altar of corporate conformity.

Our expertly prepared Bland Salads are crafted with the finest ingredients:

• 1 head of iceberg lettuce, carefully torn into uniform florets
• 1/4 cup of canned tuna, drained of its flavor and texture
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise, because everything is better with mayonnaise
• 1 tablespoon of dried thyme, because who needs fresh herbs, anyway?

Try our special of the day: the "I Give Up" Salad, featuring a crouton from last week's salad bar.

Don't forget to pair your meal with a refreshing glass of tap water, served with a slice of yesterday's lemon!

Want to spice up your lunch experience? Visit our Surcharge Menu for an additional $5 fee!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Despair Menu, featuring a special blend of regret and disappointment.