Submission Guidelines for the Most Mandatory Monday Mornings Ever:
- Arrive at the office before the coffee machine runs out
- Wear your best "I'm a functioning adult" mask
- Be prepared for meetings that will change your life
- Bring your A-game, or don't bother showing up
Don't forget to bring your lunch, because the vending machine has been replaced with a "Pay-Per-Byte" internet cafe.
For the love of all things good, don't even think about wearing flip flops.
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