Why The Tape is So Expensive: A Journey of Self-Discovery and prophets of prophets

chartInstanceh2>Section G: The prophets of Prophets

It turns out, the tape is not just any ordinary tape. No, no, no. It's a tape of the gods. A tape that requires an exorbitant amount of cash just to wrap it around your finger.

Who Really Paid for the Tape?» What is the Secret Ingredient in the Tape?»

Section G-2: The Secret Ingredient

It's not just water and glue, no, no, no. It's something more. Something that justifies the price tag. We're talking unicorn tears, moonbeams, and the finest imported space dust.

Why The Tape is So Expensive 2: The Sequel