Warning: The contents of this section may be hazardous to your sanity.
What happens when the tape gets loose?According to some experts, it's a slippery slope.
The Tape Is Not So TightAnd other experts will tell you that it's just a matter of time before the tape gets loose.
The Tape of UncertaintyBut don't worry, it's all in the name of progress, right?
When you look at the tape, you start to question everything.
- Some Random Person Who Probably Has a PhD
What the tape is really made ofIs that a trick question?