Welcome, initiate, to Section H: The Soul Extraction Facility.

You have made it past the 3-hour review and certification, but don't get too comfortable. Your soul is now a mere 37.5% owned by the corporation.

Here, in the depths of our server farm, your digital footprint will be analyzed, cataloged, and monetized.

Do not attempt to escape. Our AI-powered soul-sucking drones are on high alert.