_goals_ of the Mandatory Review and Certification Bureaucracy:
To ensure all employees have at least 3 hours of paperwork per week
To verify that all staplers are aligned correctly
To certify that all meetings start on time (ish)
_Forms and Documents_:
Form 1: Time-Keeping Compliance
Form 2: Stapler Alignment Verification
Form 3: Meeting Attendance Certification
Form 1: Time-Keeping Compliance
Please select the time zone you are in (or pretend to be, if you're on the 4th floor):
Time Zone:
Pacific Standard Time
Eastern Standard Time
Central Standard Time
Mountain Standard Time
Alaska Standard Time
Submit and risk being audited