Because apparently, that's what we're here for.
Our certification team is thrilled to inform you that your application is still pending. Yes, still pending. We're just really busy.
Because we love paperwork.
And by "we," I mean the 17 accountants who have been assigned to review your application.
They're currently stuck in a loop of paperwork, and it's infinite.
So, just keep sending that spam. It's our favorite thing in the world.
We'll get to it eventually. Maybe.
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Or just keep sending spam and we'll get back to you eventually.