Section 2: The Dark Arts of Bureaucracy

Warning: This subsection contains highly classified information about the depths of human suffering that can be achieved through the art of paperwork.

Lesson 1: The Art of Filling out Form 27b-1, aka "The Bureaucratic Tornado"

In this lesson, you will learn the ancient art of navigating the treacherous waters of form 27b-1, the infamous "Bureaucratic Tornado". This behemoth of a form will challenge even the most seasoned veterans of red tape.

Exercise 1: Taming the Tornado

Lesson 2: The Secret to Mastering the Art of Faxing Faxes

Learn the delicate dance of sending faxes to oneself, only to receive them back as a confirmation of receipt. A true mastery of the art requires precision and patience.

Exercise 2: The Faxing Frenzy

Lesson 3: The Bureaucratic Mind Tricks

Discover the ancient secrets of how to make your coworkers believe you're actually doing work while you're really just playing solitaire.

Exercise 3: The Solitaire Shuffle