Lesson 1: The 5-Step Process of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Welcome to the most exciting lesson of the course! In this lesson, we will cover the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. Yes, you read that correctly. Nothing.
- Step 1: Find the perfect spot to sit
- Step 2: Set a reminder to do something else 5 minutes from now
- Step 3: Stare at a wall for 20 minutes
- Step 4: Take a 3-hour coffee break
- Step 5: Declare yourself a genius and leave early
As you complete this lesson, you are one step closer to becoming a certified expert in Extreme Procrastination. Keep up the good work, and you'll be well on your way to doing absolutely nothing for the rest of your life!